Dear Journalism:
I loved you from the day you were born, and now you can’t give me a job. What’s up with that?
Who was trying to protect you when Gannett and McClatchy ate you for lunch? Me. I came to your rescue, and even convinced them you were worthy. And, when your stories left you for the Internet, and every Joe Schmo with a computer could make you a hobby, I was in the trenches studying you, getting a degree, learning about how to write a captivating lead.
And remember the time, when your great great grandfather “the Paper” was terminally ill, and Media Conglomerates wanted to pull the plug? I introduced you to your second husband, Mr. Blogger, who was born and raised on the Internet. This was before Leonard Pitts made you look like a fresh young prostitute with his sizzling columns that always made you look a size smaller. And, Mitch Albom, fed you steak, and shrimp on Tuesdays with Morrie.
Both of them treated you like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, and you have the prizes to prove it.
Journalism, I love you, and always will, but you have crossed the line. And if this continues, I will be forced to leave you completely to write flowery novels.